fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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