I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You took a bar mat shot.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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