sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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