I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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