let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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