I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Shame - the story of my life.
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