Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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