Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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