Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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