Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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