It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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