i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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