My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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