We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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