Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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