:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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