What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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