I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You just made me feel so damn special
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
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life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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