we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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