NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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