you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If I die, sorry about rent.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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