He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I have tasted many bathrooms
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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