Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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