Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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