I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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