Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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