why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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