why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
