do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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