I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.