and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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