I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just puked most of my soul out..
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
