he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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