Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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