i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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