Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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