I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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