Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so let's talk penis.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize