I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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