Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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