I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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