the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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