If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Oh Jesus.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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