So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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