what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
