Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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