ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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