A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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