She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
His nipple licking is glorious
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