girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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