so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
this just has baby written all over it
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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