There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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