She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
