I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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