i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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