He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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