Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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