Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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